lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...

EVO's rule!!!

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

Evolution

A nightclub in Bristol where post-townie single mums and office girls congregate to consume vast quantities of alcohol as preparation for the next days paid sick leave. Often used as an alternative to a social life when one is unavailable.

"I can't come in today, I'm not feeling very well."

by Yaoigirlproxy January 22, 2005

industrial revolution

Finishing a six pack of 16 ounce steel reserve malt liquor by yourself in one night.

David attempted an industrial revolution last night, but failed when he passed out on the toilet during beer five.

by CMA123456 November 25, 2009

Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans

As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.

The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.

by Ace. October 17, 2012

Russian Revolution

The 1917 communist revolution in Russia, which led to the establishment of the Soviet Union. It involved:

*The Czar being all mean and rich and everything while the peasants starved
*Lenin spawning angry mobs out of thin air to follow his orders, which apparently consisted mainly of storming palaces and tearing down monuments
*Trotsky doing something which caused him to be idealized by leftist intellectuals for reasons only they understand
*Anastasia being a beautiful princess with expensive clothing and therefore awesome according to preteen girls (and when have they ever been wrong?)
*Rasputin being a creepy dude and therefore probably a sorcerer (you can't argue with logic)

The Russian Revolution was a crazy, crazy time.

by sggdsgdhshfhfdhfdhdff October 22, 2013

t.m. revolution

A very popular Japanese Rock/Pop star. Recently has started releasing albums and playing small concerts in the US.

Did you see T.M. Revolution's new PV? It kicked ass!

by ^_^;; May 13, 2005

Dance Dance Revolution

A game that is extremely addicting. Unless you have played other DDR games, even if you unlock all the songs and characters in DDR extreme, YOU WILL STILL SUCK AT THE OTHER VERSIONS OF THE GAME. I still blame it on the programmers for not putting any songs in that have those eighth note steps. Also, that Legend of Max song is nearly impossible unless you're one of those loser people that have no life and play this game constantly. like me.

Guy 1: Hey have you ever played dance dance revolution?

Guy 2: Yeah, I felt like a loser at the arcade though when I failed a beginner song.

Guy 1: I'm right there with you

by Branded for Life June 27, 2005