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Jerky Bitch

If you don’t like beef jerky, you probably won’t like Jerky Bitch. Jerky Bitch describes a girl whom has a small figure, mean, paranoid and bitchy. However, this type of the girl usually has a pretty face, and it can be a cloak. To distinguish Jerky Bitch, you need to carefully monitoring her behaviours; asking yourself questions: has she’s been bitchy, mental, and how she’s dealing with others.
Most Jerky Bitches are Taurus. Taurus is the perfect match for Scorpion. We know Scorpion is the bad boy in the 12 horoscope. So the meanest bad boy needs a meanest bad wife.
by Jerky Bitch September 1, 2009
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cheese jerky

Chewy, tough, fried cheese.

Often found on the edge of (as a result of overflow) a cheese based food.. as in a grilled cheese sandwich, or the corner piece of a tray of baked mac n' cheese. This vegetarian jerky is prized by many oily-lipped gluttons.
My brother just made a batch of straight-up cheese jerky in the George Forman grill
by screwy louie January 4, 2010
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Worm Jerky

Where you put you and your gay partners erected penis together in each side of a chinese finger trap and masturbate vigorously until the warm cum diludes the paper trap and frees you and your partners penis.
Me and Jack tried Worm Jerky last Friday night.
by JacksGay911 November 11, 2013
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jeep jerky

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?
by Roger McGonagle September 6, 2021
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circle jerky

When dads get together and hangout by a fire and share beef jerky
Hey wanna have a circle jerky this weekend?
by Seyton July 13, 2023
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Fridge Jerky

What food becomes when you leave it in your fridge for too long and it dries out beyond recognition. Usually leftovers that you tell yourself you're going to eat another time but fail to put in tupperware. Still edible but really gross.
Dude, you've got all kinds of fridge jerky in here. Will you PLEASE through some of this out?
by Naevai July 13, 2011
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carwreck jerky

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.
Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?
by Joe Shmo May 13, 2005
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