If you don’t like beef jerky, you probably won’t like Jerky Bitch. Jerky Bitch describes a girl whom has a small figure, mean, paranoid and bitchy. However, this type of the girl usually has a pretty face, and it can be a cloak. To distinguish Jerky Bitch, you need to carefully monitoring her behaviours; asking yourself questions: has she’s been bitchy, mental, and how she’s dealing with others.
Most Jerky Bitches are Taurus. Taurus is the perfect match for Scorpion. We know Scorpion is the bad boy in the 12 horoscope. So the meanest bad boy needs a meanest bad wife.
Most Jerky Bitches are Taurus. Taurus is the perfect match for Scorpion. We know Scorpion is the bad boy in the 12 horoscope. So the meanest bad boy needs a meanest bad wife.
by Jerky Bitch September 1, 2009
Get the Jerky Bitchmug. Chewy, tough, fried cheese.
Often found on the edge of (as a result of overflow) a cheese based food.. as in a grilled cheese sandwich, or the corner piece of a tray of baked mac n' cheese. This vegetarian jerky is prized by many oily-lipped gluttons.
Often found on the edge of (as a result of overflow) a cheese based food.. as in a grilled cheese sandwich, or the corner piece of a tray of baked mac n' cheese. This vegetarian jerky is prized by many oily-lipped gluttons.
by screwy louie January 4, 2010
Get the cheese jerkymug. Where you put you and your gay partners erected penis together in each side of a chinese finger trap and masturbate vigorously until the warm cum diludes the paper trap and frees you and your partners penis.
by JacksGay911 November 11, 2013
Get the Worm Jerkymug. When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse, with the female on top, the man swivels his hips emphatically causing the woman (ho) to be jerked around violently.
by paukira June 19, 2011
Get the ho jerkymug. What food becomes when you leave it in your fridge for too long and it dries out beyond recognition. Usually leftovers that you tell yourself you're going to eat another time but fail to put in tupperware. Still edible but really gross.
by Naevai July 13, 2011
Get the Fridge Jerkymug. A boner. An erect penis aroused by sexual activities. Sometimes happen for no damn reason at the wrong time.
Oooo girl you just gave me a perky jerky;)
You gotta jerk your perky jerky jeremy.
Suck my perky jerky Sara Lynn.
You gotta jerk your perky jerky jeremy.
Suck my perky jerky Sara Lynn.
by fuck her in the ear hole October 17, 2016
Get the Perky Jerkymug. 