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National Kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day
by LEVIisHOT May 27, 2022
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Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin
by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019
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Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.
Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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jensen

jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".
by bornsnyder August 21, 2025
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Jensen

A man with many talents. Who loves to make other people happy but will easily let go of unfaithful and unloyal people.
This is a man who will give his all in any type of relationship.
A man who will give a women GREAT sex and will leave females begging for more.

He can also be very emotionless, but also has a fuse that cannot be stopped.
Once he is really comfortable with a person, he will trust them and rely on their loyalty.
He is very intelligent and struggles to leave unfinished business.
He also can't struggles to keep quiet and struggles to understand failure.
by B. F. Skinner November 22, 2021
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Jensen

A petty, jealous person. The type of person step on your foot and ask why you were standing there. An inconsiderate, self centered person lacking humility. Stay away from this kind of person.
A stop being a jensen and take accountability for your actions.
by pseudoscientificbs July 9, 2022
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Jensen

Actually the most annoying human being on the planet
'Wow Jensen is so annoying.'
'Yeah I know I wish he didnt go to our school.'
by Epic Poggers Gamer October 24, 2020
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