jeevs

-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person's logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. However the 'jeevser' is almost always correct in what they say.

can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"

1: "Where is the salad?"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"

by kedari December 3, 2011

Jeeves

A poor man who thinks he's above the station.

A snob with no money. He knows that he can't and will never get rich, so he clings on his idea of what makes him posh and better than his equally broke peers.

"Terry bought himself a flash car. He's a real Jeeves. Hasn't got it into his head that he's not going to get out of this dead town."

"I'll kill that bastard! You know what that Jeeves did to me?! When I asked him sumfinks about our Tommy, he looked down his nose on me!"

"Jeeves won't hang out with us because we are too common for him."

by McVillain November 4, 2003

Jeeves

Addressing somebody somewhat like "dude" but it more of an insulting way as to its also a way to address a butler.

Sup Jeeves?

by KelcB April 20, 2009

dirty jeevan

When someone is lay on the grass fingering a girl and then wipes her juices on their best mates forehead.

“Yo that dudes just gave his best mate a Dirty Jeevan”

by Rose_Ting June 16, 2020

Jeeva

He is that guy that walks into a room full of people and yet he is the only one everyone sees. A whole walking sunlight who is quiet at first but then when he starts talking, he is very passionate. Has a gorgeous face and a great teeth. Looks very top heavy as well. All around a gorgeous human.

Oh look its Jeeva! *violins play out of nowhere and there is a spotlight on cue

by wasuhduh May 22, 2022

jeeval

Stupid girl who likes to gossip very much. Spends lots of time stalking strangers and talking about recent drama, meows in her free time. Kind of slow but still nice. Sometimes a bit weird so people dont really know what to do with her and just laugh her off awkwardly. Overall just dumb and nosey.

Stop being a jeeval...act normally, please!

I can't believe it! Do jeeval me all the details about Angel's drama!

by boiled girl December 13, 2017

Jeeves

1. The gay online butler who helps who find stuff. It is one of the worst search engines out there.
2. The name of the butler in every movie, TV show, or book.

1. Google is much better than Jeeves.
2. Jeeves, could you bring me some water?

by Anonymous July 12, 2003