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Slippery Jasper

An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.
Did you give him the old Slippery Jasper?
by iddqd87 July 29, 2009
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Border Jumper

Anybody of Mexican descent. The name was given to them because many of the non-English speaking Mexicans came into this country illegally, which in other words, "jumped the border" thus earning them the nickname Border Jumper
Que te lasima que casa a hola nuevos?
What the fuck did you just say you border jumper?!?!
by Julio August 10, 2004
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Bridge Jumper

A person of such mental retardation that they attempt to jump off the bridge in Tol Barad Peninsula to escape fatal pvp combat.
Wow, did you guys just see my man Darkcheddar go full Bridge Jumper trying to get away from Manglespam as he was pushing his shit in.
by Fauxven March 4, 2011
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Jamerican

A person who is born in either in Jamaica or America to Jamaican parents, and are raised as a Jamaican child in America.
Chevelle is born in Jamaica and has lived in America since she was 5 years old, but is still raised as a Jamaican child; she would consider herself a Jamerican
by chevybabii August 31, 2009
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smoke jumper

A white woman with the insatiable hunger for the black rod. Even though they will be paying for the meals, and the nights out at 'da club', and taking her share of beatings, the smoke jumper will continue to date black guys, especially after she has a half breed baby, considering no white man would want her ruined gash after she has a black guy in her.
"Dude, that chick's a smoke jumper, and her boyfriend's in jail. I'll bet her father's really proud."
by Frank Hotdog November 11, 2006
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Jumpers in the door

U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011
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Jammerz

High waisted shorts or jeans that jam right up a girl's vagina, ass, or both. Normally because they are too small.
All the girls on the boardwalk are wearing their jammerz.

She's getting fisted by her jammerz.
by Ryan/Laura July 17, 2014
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