Jamie

A Jamie is someone who is quickly and easily envied by others because they are a genuinely kind, caring person. Is bluntly forward and does not yeild to other people's intimidations, which pisses them off and causes them to go online and try to harm Jamie by slandering and lying about these Jamies to the world. Jamie is humble but loud and always gets shit on because people would rather be crazed in jealousy than to get off their fat lazy ass to learn to become a better person like the Jamies out in the world. People who hate Jamie are haters who write insults about themselves but try to portray that Jamie is the one who has those issues and problems with prostitution and all that bullshit when they're the ones who struggle with those problems. Which, anyone who knows a Jamie, especially an asian female Jamie, will tell you that she is far from those things. And only the jealous, ugly loser bitches talk shit behind her back, though cowardice to her face, clearly knowing she is not any of those things that they say she is. She was also once a shy little girl at one point in life, who lived such a hard fucking life that broke her but then made her into the most beautiful thing in the world, that even God had to fall in love with Jamie. And just because all the girls desire the one who loves Jamie, they hate on her and shit on her because they know there is nothing, absolutely nothing that can make him stop loving her.

Michael, "That girl is fucking gorgeous, I bet her name is Jamie."

Lorane, "If her name is Jamie, be careful, she's a fucking slut."

Michael, "You're only saying that because I am so in love with Jamie, it's not even funny.. you're just jealous, get over it."

by InlovewithaJamie October 19, 2011

jamie

super hot and adorable with an incredibly perfect butt

I wish I had Jamie's butt!

by stfufu November 22, 2011

Jamiecake

A type of Jamie, They happen to be the best kind of Jamie there is.
Someone with eyes you can get lost in and a contagious smile.
A Jamiecake is completely and utterly amazing they will bring a smile to your face no mater what.
Jamiecakes are generally very cute with nice bums.
Someone with eyes you can get lost in and a contagious smile watch out for these or you just might fall in love as they are very rare, Once you have a Jamiecake it would be best never to let them go.

Lilly - " He just makes me smile all the time, I can't get him out of my mind"

Danni - " He sounds like a Jamiecake, don't let him go"

by CourtneyBum June 16, 2010

Jamie Smithson

Popular with all the ladies.

"He's alright, but he's no Jamie Smithson"

by UrbyD July 22, 2014

Jamie's Cooks

Jamie's Cooks are an unknown entity, they roam stan Twitter proclaiming justice for Jamie Robert Cook and occasionally Nicholas Edward O'Malley.

They often use language such as 'rahrah' and 'ratty' to refer to either emotions or actions. Their definitions are unclear.

Person 1: Have you seen the Cooks today, they took over someone's comments section again

Person 2: Again? I swear they're all over the place

The Jamie's Cooks need help, they have a family tree and refer to eachother as familial rats.

by Rattyslag June 1, 2019

jamie ji

an asian kid who is bad at math, especially exponential functions
he often rage quits after people don't answer his questions
he likes to say: 傻逼，你们都报班的

why are you so bad at math? Are you a jamie ji?

by drui drui March 7, 2022

Jamie Gang

Jamie gang is a gang founded by middle schoolers in 2022, Jamie is some random kid, and another kid decided to make shirts, stickers, and bandanas with Jamie's face on it. This gang is the superior of all gangs

Woah, are you apart of the Jamie Gang?
Nice Jamie bandana, I didn't know you were apart of the Jamie Gang too!

by Sparwr8ghter72 May 13, 2022