Ja Rule

Jah Rule
Noun; The human form of a Doberman Pinscher who suffers from Down's Syndrome and has a penis the size of a two-year old boy's.

"Those poor parents. I can't believe their first-born child grew up to be such a Ja Rule"
Shamika: "Eww..look at that ugly dog!"
Tarissa: "Yo Girl! That ain't no dog! That be a mutha-fuckin' Ja Rule!

by Lil' Devil August 21, 2003

Ja Rule

50 Cent's arch enemy; a creative & talented nigga; won the beef cus he got dre; had beef wit Ja bcuz Ja wont let 50 suck his dick; despite all the backstabbing and all that shit, he can still kick 5-0's ass, what?

Ja Rule will kick 50's charcoal, dick-hungry, balls deep, talentless, sour, cock-fucked, chicken, dumb, baby, bitch ass!

by k-oz October 11, 2005

Ja Rule

See wordFrog/word.

Hey look, it's Kermit!

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Ja Rule

NYC rapper who does way too many duets with singers such as Ashanti & R. Kelly. After his album Venni Vitti Vicci, he fell off but refuses to stop making albums even after 50 Cent made a fool of him. His lyrics include shouting "BABY GIRL PUT IT ON ME!! WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU!!!"

Every song on Ja Rule's album Blood In My Eye mentions his one-sided beef with fifty

by Rootbeer February 21, 2005

Ja Rule

"WHERE would I be w/ out you?" You fucking stupid ass brits.that first entry was really fuckin stupid

Ja rule of da game is, don't stop nigga hit if, I would,

by Maffew July 12, 2003

Ja Rule

Ja Rule is God in the Flesh, the greatest thing to ever happen to Hip Hop since Tupac

Come downtown and help worship the new statue of Ja Rule

by HomiCiDe Ty June 11, 2006

Ja Rule

.... you drool!

yeah, you drool! Since somewhere in a foreign langage which I forget, "ja" means 'yes'...: Ja, ja drool!

by James August 24, 2003