when you can severe your fingers off, and then with tape reattach them. you went to school to be a southie priest back home in canada that proves your juicy judy
by jordan knight October 19, 2012
The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.
Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."
Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"
Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."
Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."
Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."
Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"
Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."
Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."
Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."
by Pat Clements October 08, 2008
The spirit of a very large, very tanned, very fashionable woman that supposedly haunts the shores of the Outer Banks; specifically in the Southern Shores area. She leaves her mark by writing "FAT JUDY" in the sand. While the true meaning of the message is unknown, people have used this marking to find their way back home in the night. People thank her for her kind deed very simply; "Thanks, Fat Judy!"
When we went on a night walk at the beach, we were surprised to see the words "FAT JUDY" written on the sand nearby our beach house. On the way back, nobody could find which house was ours, until we once again saw the sign. "Thanks, Fat Judy!", we exclaimed.
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by NUDYJUDY69 February 06, 2010
a crabby ol' bitch (with a capital B) who wears judge's robes and gives judgement on a stupid court TV show. She is very irritable, very pushy and demanding and she degrades and belittles people in the courtroom. She always acts like someone pissed in her orange juice, she needs to be removed from the bench once and for all.
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