jp

THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL

person1: is that jp
person2: no thats our simp lord

by ifurreadingugay April 15, 2020

jp

Acronym for junior partier. It is used to describe someone who is not down for a party or fun time. Someone who will not partake in fun events, drink more beer, etc.

"Hey James, you want to see who will have a longer keg stand?"-Mike
"Naw dude"-James
"Dude, don't be such a jp."-Mike
"Fine, let's do it"-James

by Zack Schmitt May 15, 2008

JPS

Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.

Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.

A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.

if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.

by Action Steve June 11, 2006

jp

really dumb

jp is really dumb. your a jp. ur dum, hahah

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Jp

Jp is the type of person to care for lots of people whether it’s someone hurt emotionally or someone hurt physically. They’re both chill, laidback and also athletic and smart. Jp is one of the most charming and kind hearted people you will ever meet. They sometimes have their moments where they want to shut out the world but if they truly care about you - they’ll put their heart and soul to make sure you’re the happiest you can be. They’re also a very private person when it comes to personal issues and will only tell the people they trust the most (which isn’t a lot).

Person A: “Yo, did you hear what happened with Jp and *****?”

Person B: “Nah idk anything that happened. Why?”

by Someone 😚 April 10, 2021

jps

A sequence in this specific order:

Jerk-Poop-Shower

Yo man, I'm gonna go home tonight and JPS it.

I JPS'd it so hard last night.

by jps4985498459458 November 5, 2010

jp

The Jewish problem or the JP; is a very real phenomenon in which one comes to a realization after observing the JQ or (Jewish Question) and comes to a realization, it's no longer a question, but a very distinct and clear PROBLEM.

SEE ALSO: JQ ALT RIGHT ZIONISM YIDS TOUCH KIDS ELITES PALASTINIAN GENOCIDE THE GREAT REPLACEMENT

Listen Mom, I know you're a Boomer and Dad is a bit of a cuck... but I'm trying to tell you, because I love you! This JQ is a JP!!! Love you Mom

by UniteTheWhite October 1, 2018