Jessie

An absolute simp who will never get any coochie in his life.

Oh my god, he is such a Jessie

by TheUnrealDeath January 12, 2020

Jessie

Cunt bag, and has sex with everyone

Jessie is a cunt bag.

by Bbbbnnnidhdbdbhr March 14, 2019

jessie

negative Nancy

hey Jessie wanna go for a ........
Jessie: NO.
ok how about.....
Jessie: NO!

by jessie1223556 August 21, 2016

Jessie

A girl who is more concerned about past events/people/music/movies/culture then the present day, is highly passionate about music, only eats food that others cannot identify/pronounce, only digs men that are 2-3 times her age, and frequently appears to need fashion advice DESPERATELY.

She's been acting like such a Jessie lately...should we sign her up for What Not To Wear?

by Janis R. January 25, 2009

Jessie

A total fucking Canadian piece of shit!

He is such a cock sucking Jessie.

by Seudononomys December 3, 2016

Jessie

jessie's are usually nice and wonderful, but can be backstabbing and rude!

(person 1): who's that?
(person 2): jessie

(person 1): oh that explains it!

by horsenikon December 7, 2015

Jessie

Jessie is the supreme cool kid and nothing can change that

U see Jessie over there, yeah, she’s the supreme cool kid

by SacDragon July 6, 2020