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Jarvis Harvest

A term describing the burning, itching, flaking, oozing or any other sensation you experience after barebacking a Jarvis Street whore.
"I can't stop scratching my ball sack. I caugh a mean case of Jarvis Harvest from that fucking whore."
by Dante S. February 20, 2007
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kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.
This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"
by Ur anal nightmare! October 16, 2008
mugGet the kevin jarvismug.

jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.
by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004
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Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has
by Jasper... October 15, 2019
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The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.
by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024
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Jarvis

To Jarvis means to walk with one knee bent whilst the kneecap is placed in a shoe or boot. Jarvising is very difficult but is very rewarding, especially if you are seeking attention from potential sommeliers! To Jarvis is to have a pulchritude of swagger!
Caleb swooned as he observed Gumby ambulating towards the faecal smeared ceiling fan in mesmerizing Jarvis style.
by My Uncle’s Sopping Wet Breasts September 22, 2022
mugGet the Jarvismug.

dirty Jarvis

This is when your getting sloppy head from a set of bad a**twins while smoking a cigar.
Hey I went to my homeboy's and he was getting a dirty Jarvis is from Linda & Keisha, the bad a** twins from high school everybody was trying to bang.
by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023
mugGet the dirty Jarvismug.

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