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jfk shot

a.k.a sniper shot-- When doin a female doggy-style and you are about to blow your load, you pull out your johnson and cock it twice like a gun to builid up the shot, hold your breath for 2 seconds, aim towards the back of her head and blow her away with love juice
Joey -"dude I totally got a JFK shot on Megan the other night and she couldn't figure out what hit her in the back of the head! I think I gave her a concussion!"
by joey cannoli March 22, 2010
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JFK

HAHAHa lol JFK!
by DOPEBOY13 February 6, 2009
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JFK

a.k.a. "The Magic Bullet" - Have a girl wear a blindfold while she is giving you head. At the same time, have a friend sneak in behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Both of you let 'em rip at the same time and nail the skank with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or it was just a magic load.
I think my boyfriend had a friend of his help him JFK me last night. But he insists on a "single bullet theory."
by Saint Sean October 17, 2007
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JFK

1.) John Fitzgerald Kennedy. 35th president of the United States of America. Considered to be one of the greatest presidents ever due to his work on civil rights. Was the fourth president assassinated (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy).

2.) Just fucking kidding. Variation of JK
1.) JFK's assassination has many parallels to the Lincoln assassination.

2.) dude ur a fucking fag! jfk!
by DTslashDT February 19, 2010
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jfkdk

When u r so bored that u type this.
U must b super bored if u r searching jfkdk up!
by I love Post Malone! March 26, 2020
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jfklsdjfa;fj

a random mix of letters; a good thing to type if you want to look like you're doing something when you're really not; something you typed because you were really bored
-"What are you typing?"

-"On, nothing, just a bunch of jfklsdjfa;fj."
by almostawesome October 12, 2011
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JFK to Abe Lincoln

When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.

1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.
Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.
by JacobTehBaws June 27, 2014
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