Tuna Trouble

When you're travel eating tuna and you ain't got no water that shit just balls up into unprocessable lumps of dry death in your mouth, can't talk, can't swallow. End result is you are moving your lips around like Mr. Ed and thats when you know you're in tuna trouble.

Like yesterday when I ended up in tuna trouble and now that i'm on dxm describing this to you. And you never guessed it I'm eating tuna, but got water this time!

by Johnny john john john johnny March 04, 2009

bone for tuna

Actual phrase: 'buona fortuna' meaning "good luck" in Italian. From the 3rd episode of the 3rd season of Boardwalk Empire entitled 'Bone for Tuna.'

Gyp Rosetti: Bone for tuna..the fuck's that supposed to mean?

by sirfartzalot711 September 24, 2013

Pulling a Tuna

When a divorced dude, usually in his mid 40's, nails a college aged chic.

Yo, Pete, did you see Christopher?
Yeah, he's totally Pulling a Tuna

by yo-mammy February 27, 2016

tuna days

a woman at the time of her period

sorry, i'm not too hungry, i have my tuna days

by la en January 16, 2007

Tuna Spit

The act of spitting tuna from your tuna sandwhich all over your computer. Usually performed if any feeling of extreme and utter disgust and surprise arises or extreme cases of amusement. in order to tuna spit one must dwell on the matter at hand and ultimately realize the true amusement within the context. The pause of reflection usually takes approximately 3-6 seconds

"don't you think it's weird you have a tiny dick you fucking arse hole it's her choice just because you sleep with every infected bimbo that Is blind enought to some how get pleasure from you doesn't mean other people are that stupid and self hating."

.....

(laughs and performs TUNA SPIT)

by Lebanese Mechanic June 07, 2010

Tuna

Ment to be a fish, but people with the name tarun tend to be called Tuna.

Tuna is fat.

by Spiderface January 23, 2003

Good for the Tuna

A euphemism for I don't give a shit. Especially useful in response to unsolicited bragging or otherwise useless information. Stems from Costanza in The Opposite episode of Seinfeld.

Seinfeld: Chicken salad's not the opposite of tuna. Salmon's the opposite of tuna. Cause salmon swims against the current and the tuna swims with it.

Costanza: "Good for the tuna."

douche: "I worked really hard this weekend, but it payed off -- my boss said I did a great job!!"

dude: "Good for the tuna"

by ChrisGGG November 07, 2010