The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.
Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.
by wobblewarble December 22, 2012
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B: A heavily misused emoji.
B: A heavily misused emoji.
A: Joey is an information desk person.
B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!
B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!
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Get the Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. mug.Usually used simply as "Inflation", Rating inflation occurs from someone's affinity for a certain quality or multiple qualities of someone of the opposite sex while checking them out and rating them. This is based off of the 1-10 scale. When someone is 'rating inflating' or suffering from rating inflation they will usually score the person of the opposite sex above what they actually are and as a consequence will psyche themselves out when trying to approach the person to hit on them. Also usually causes an immediate reaction of the group the inflater is in to barrage them with insults.
Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
Dack: Damn boys, look at that HB(Hot babe). 10, no doubt!
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.
Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:
(x usually rating inflated by y)
Fat chicks by Mexicans
Big asses by Black people
White girls by Black people
White girls by White supremacist
White supremacist's wives by Black people
Asians by White and Black people
Big boobs by men as a general
Elderly by Mexicans
Nice teeth by Asians
Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.
Sorry Oprah, our bad.
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.
Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:
(x usually rating inflated by y)
Fat chicks by Mexicans
Big asses by Black people
White girls by Black people
White girls by White supremacist
White supremacist's wives by Black people
Asians by White and Black people
Big boobs by men as a general
Elderly by Mexicans
Nice teeth by Asians
Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.
Sorry Oprah, our bad.
by Dragonbgone September 1, 2010
Get the Rating Inflation mug.When infatuated, we are thrilled, but not happy, wanting to trust, yet suspicious. There are lingering, nagging doubts about our “partner in infatuation” and their love for us.
We’re miserable when they’re away, almost like we’re not complete unless we’re with them. It’s a rush and it’s intense. It’s difficult to concentrate. And most infatuation relationships have a high degree of sexual charge around them.
We’re miserable when they’re away, almost like we’re not complete unless we’re with them. It’s a rush and it’s intense. It’s difficult to concentrate. And most infatuation relationships have a high degree of sexual charge around them.
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