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Infinity War

The scientifically proven way to have your heart shatter into thousands of pieces indistinguishable from the ashes of your favorite character that perished in this movie.
Random Guy: Infinity War broke me.

His Friend: The sun will shine on us again, brother.
by thefabulousasexual August 19, 2018
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infinite poop

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.
by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019
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Infirmus

The phrase centurion yells when he is about to utterly clap your pathetic ass and pin you to the fucking floor with a 35 damage stab
Warden: time to shoulder bash again
Centurion: INCREDIBILIS
Warden: fuck
Centurion: INFIRMUS
by ArcticFlame December 6, 2019
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Infinigger

The ridiculous superlative of the word "nigger". It is a superior insult to both nigger, as well as its comparatives such as double nigger.
BigBootyHoe: I don't like gay marriage.
SeXbOxLuver69 : DOUBLE NIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: TRIPLE NIGGER!
SeXbOxLuver69: DOUBLE-TRIPLE NIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: TETRANIGGER!
SeXbOxLuver69: INFINIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: *Gasp* D':
by Skittles (: June 1, 2013
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INFP

Beautiful people who are motivated to heal others.

INFP's are often used as the scapegoat for shame in their community because of their forgiving and vulnerable nature.

Their sensitivity and imagination make them incredibly strong in the face of adversity.
I am so grateful for my INFP friend because she makes me feel loved and heard
by San32194 December 12, 2021
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Infernasu

m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1, that's all good.
Infernasu's combo goes "m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1"

-Urban added by yours truly, Kanji. Vouch me for mod ty.
by Kanji Ohitsu November 30, 2020
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infinity war

Avengers Infinity war: a noun describing the complex emotions of sadness, anger, rage, and overall depression.
by geoo! June 11, 2018
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