sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

Sorry, I'm American

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?

ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)

by LocustOfTheNile666 February 25, 2011

sorry but i'm gay

A phrase used by heterosexuals to reject the person who's trying to ask them out on a date without having to say "no" in order to spare them the pain of rejection.

Ugly girl: Hey, baby you're cute, would you like to go out

sometime?

Guy: Sorry but i'm gay

Ugly girl: faggot

by 2good4you March 30, 2010

Sorry I'm blonde

Something what you say when you don't know the answer to a question.

He:Hey what kinda browser do you use?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?

by otab84 October 11, 2008

I'm sorrrry that you

The "go to" phrase for many narcissists when they are deflecting blame for any responsibility or anything bad that has occurred in his/her life. Used in a way to gaslight and confuse the injured party.

" I'm sorrrry that you decided not to tell me that I was responsible to help raise our children. Now you expect me to have a relationship with our kids even though you never specified it. I hope you feel good about yourself"

by bcs82000 October 12, 2018

imsorryenes

A funny person 🤨‼️ imsorryenes is a name from 300 years b.c 😍😍 Marvelous right? Ppl w this name are swag tbh

imsorryenes is so cool 😩 I know right? 😮

by ok ‼️ May 26, 2021

imsorryjhon

You spelled imsorryjohn wrong. Good job

imsorryjhonn is just scary Garfield

John: have you seen imsorryjhon.

Garfield: did you mean imsorryjohn

John: how could you tell that I...

Garfield: shhhhh..

by H6789012345 June 24, 2021