Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014
Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
by BODBOP February 01, 2018
The quality of being Illiterate
by Wahay1002 June 05, 2020
A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.
A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020
"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil
by The KEk September 09, 2018
by HabeshaCurl80 January 25, 2015
by the allnoing June 25, 2018