Ida

Ida is the smallest person I've ever met, and in so, she's very easy to force on their knees to suck your dick, and of course if she doesn't she knows she's about to be beaten until she either gives in or becomes unconscious. At that point it's an fair game
Person 1: It's about Ida big
Person 2: so it's absolutely tiny and pathetic.

Scene 2

Person 1: omg I fucked this pathetic little bitch the other night
Person 2: must have been an Ida
by Eater 0f 🍰 June 29, 2022
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ida slapter

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him
Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Ida

If you know anyone named Ida the keep hold of her. She is amazing in every way. So lovely, pretty, beautiful.

Emmie has an amazing personality, so charming. And her eyes are goureous, sophisticated and at the same time very sexy. She looks good in anything. A naturally skinny girl that can't help the way she looks, it's not her fault she's stunning. She isn't the sort of girl who orders a salad at a restaurant, if she's hungry then she'll order a propper meal so you won't need to worry about her pinching one of your fries. There is so much more amazing stuff about her too. For some reason, she mostly goes for sporty and fit men. Like footballers. And she loves people who's names begin with A, B or C. Weird but wonderful.

But to sum it all up... SHE'S A GODDESS AND YOU MUST PRAISE HER.
"Omg look at Ida she looks wonderful!"
"I want to be Ida's friend really bad"
by Dansean January 4, 2017
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ida

the perfect girl, or so she thinks. she is actually smart, funny. and ugly. she thinks she is cool.
by karlisthebestinthwentireworl;d December 5, 2021
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ida slapter

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE
"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Ida

Ida is a girl who is REALLY PERFECT! She is pretty, her body is perfect and she’s athletic. All the boys wants her. She is really crazy if you are bsf with her. Like REALLY REALLY CRAZYYY!!! Tho, she can be a bit of a bragger, and can often says things she didn’t mean to or go a little over the line. And could really hurt someone’s feelings if it’s the right person. But I still like her when she’s isn’t like that. And she’s still the one who everyone crushes on.
Ida: VAGAINAAAAA
Me: Ida CALM DOWN!!!!!
by MeAndMyDuck November 29, 2022
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IDA

by Estahermosahoy April 28, 2021
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