irish

" Negroes turned inside out." The Irish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Irishmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Irish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget.

Know your roots, my fellow irishmen. Irish pride.

by Never Forget Yourself October 8, 2005

Irish elevator

A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.

"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.

by Napster August 22, 2006

Fighting Irish

Refers to when the supreme alpha male in your school receives a full-ride scholarship to the University of Notre Dame. One might confuse them with an Irish teacher with the last name Wilson, but to differentiate, the supreme alpha male will fist both the asshole and the pussy, not just the pussy. Likewise, when referring to one as a Fighting Irish, he must be excellent at destroying beds in bedwars.

Jwil: Did you see that kid who got the full ride to University of Notre Dame?

Dwil: Yes, I did.

Jwil: Now he thinks he's more Irish than us. This is just not okay.

Dwil: Damnit! Now we cannot seduce anymore women because of his bedwars abilities and his Irish jig dance.

Jwil: Although he has take our potatoes, I cannot help but admire what a Fighting Irish he is.

by Berger's Burgers May 8, 2021

Irais

The most beautiful and smart person in the world.

OMG there is Irais, shes beautiful.

by poloasdasdasd July 3, 2009

The Irishman

A movie set to release in 2012. Directed by the greatest director of all time, Martin Scorsese, and starring the greatest actor of all time, Robert De Niro.

Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel will also have supporting roles.

The movie is based on the book "I Heard You Paint Houses," the story of Frank Sheeran, who supposedly killed Jimmy Hoffa.

This movie has potential to become the greatest movie of all time, it is the most anticipated movie of my lifetime.

Man 1: What's the greatest movie of all time?
Man 2: Right now? The Godfather... In two years? The Irishman

by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 30, 2010

Isis

A beautiful, young talented girl that will dream of the big things and reach her goals. Isis is a beautiful Egyptian goddess, Isis is loyal, caring, smart, has a beautiful body. And will have the courage to help others even if not needed. ISIS is short, wild among her friends, very thick, and trustful. Isis's are mostly the best to be in a relationship with. She's very respectful and a jealous type. Isis's on the ones to not care about what people say if she wants to do something she'll do it. An Isis is always the one to pursue her dreams.

Isis, (known as a goddess) is very trust worthy and wild

by Levi ronald william August 7, 2017

irish diplomacy

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.

irish diplomacy.....

by david36 November 11, 2008