Iowa

I want to get out of here. Nothing but corn, farming, etc. No theme parks. No museums. No beaches. No mountains. Nothing. I have nothing to do. Summer's are humid as hell, winters are cold as hell. Avoid this shit hole of a state, I'll get out as soon as I can.

Person 1: Iowa doesn't have any corn, and it's full of things to do, beautiful landscapes, and cities!

Me: stop lying to make our state look good.

by guacamolesong1121 June 6, 2016

Iowa City Boy

Usually boys that attend West City High School. Their personalities are a blend of douche bag, ugly, overly arrogant, disgusting, hairy, bastards.

He's a fake cowboy, must be an Iowa City Boy.

by Gay Guy 345678 April 12, 2012

Iowa eye exam

Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye

Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!

by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013

glenwood, Iowa

Glenwood, Iowa is a shitty town full of redneck whores. The best place to have a little fun would be the high school parking hot. The town is full of blonde bitches with the occasional ginger. It may seem like glenwood is smart because of the high GPA's, but don't worry the teacher are the ones doing the work for the kids.

I went to Glenwood, Iowa and ended up getting fucked in the ass by my second cousin!

by EastMillsRules! August 19, 2017

Iowa

A state, just like any other. It has idiots, stuck up snobs, bad drivers, and nice people. Don't be fooled by the corn when you are flying over. We have a lot of large cities, and a lot of farms. We happen to have had Ashton Kutcher, and Elijah Woods. That's about it. If you were born in Iowa, you will probably stay here, unless you're lucky.

Non-Iowan: How many pigs do you have?
Iowan: Zero, I actually don't live anywhere near a farm.
Non-Iowan: Lol, do you even have a tv?
Iowan: Yes, I do. I have an iphone too. Do you have a brain?
Non-Iowan: LOL. A what?

by Thatonegirlidk August 4, 2013

Iowa Hawkeyes

Disrespected college football team from Iowa City lead by Coach Kirk Ferentz. After winning the 2009 Orange Bowl, the Hawks have a bright future ahead of them.

Did you see the Iowa Hawkeyes kick Penn State's ass last night?

by mr. dudemanguy2 August 17, 2010

iwatst

short for "I was about to say that".

Arney: ill level so fast once i can get to the ogres.
John: but you don't get exp when training at the ogres.
Bob: iwatst

by Oldarney June 12, 2008