Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Illiterate

The fact that you had to look up the definition makes you illiterate

You're illiterate

by Snikki November 20, 2017

illiterate

adj.
1.
a. Unable to read and write.
b. Having little or no formal education.
2.
a. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature: an illiterate magazine.
b. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing: a paragraph with several illiterate expressions.
3. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
n.
1. A person who is illiterate.
2. (used with a pl. verb) People who are illiterate, considered as a group.

Are you illiterate or lazy?

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

illiterate

me and all the men in da mafia.

lemme let you in on a 'lil secret, me and da men in da mafia we're all illiterate

by raybeez March 23, 2022

Illiterate

Every person who submits a word definition into Urban Dictionary.

Man, the people who write these definitions are freaking illiterate!

by The Wild Weston March 10, 2023

Illiterate

1)Unable to read or Write

Hey Chris can you read my essay for me?
Chris:Sure!
Oh wait you're fucking illiterate..

by johnnayylmao March 21, 2016