.....ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

I read somewhere

Saying "I read somewhere" has now become a phrase which translates to "I saw on Facebook". This is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to Facebook.

Dan: Hey man I read somewhere that Chris is getting kicked out of school...

Reid: Funny you should mention that cause that was his Facebook status just last night...

by WhySoSirius127 May 22, 2010

Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics

Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?

by Eresh May 12, 2010

i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."

by popcultureicon May 13, 2005

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

I aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 21, 2022

What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.

by Fruitfly April 13, 2014