i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap
by spacekatt March 18, 2018
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help, I need somebody

help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, you know I need someone, help
by Unknown User 404 March 16, 2020
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i need my bed

you sleep to much and you have to git up and watch jake paul
by 20029400 December 20, 2017
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(I need an Uncle Deavien!!)

The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
Yo! Have you heard of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” ?

(I need an Uncle Deavien!!) - The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
by Beezlebub2324 February 06, 2022
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OMG I NEED TO POOP

The need to poop EXTREMELY bad to the poin it starts to come out and leaves brown marks on your underwear, also farting is dangerous.
Hey hows it goin?

Oh its good. OMG I NEED TO POOP!

Nice dude.
by Poop master of poop March 18, 2010
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I need more booletz

A reference to a TikToker who acts as a NPC to get donations. He reacts to the donations you send, for example;

*Sends Cowboy Hat*
French guy: "Riding the horse" and proceeds to recoil his butt.
"I need more booletz/boulets"
by Mat7421 August 17, 2023
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