by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."
Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"
Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"
by theworldisforked February 12, 2020

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

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I Had A Cystic Lesion And Perianal Abscess That Popped Alright To Me Without Needing Anything, I Believe.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

by cerato March 18, 2020
