iGod

A puzzling robotic version of God. Very entertaining because it's ridiculously moronic. Kind of like people who believe there actually is a God.

Actual chat with iGod.

Me:

I need you inside of me
God:
What actions are you taking to get me inside of you?

Me:

Paying you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

by Rami the Atheist November 9, 2009

igod

A rubbish robot answering machine that annoys most people to death. A clone of smarterchild.

Me: Hi
Igod: Whats your name?
Me: Alex
igod: nice to meet you, alex
Me: init
igod: Did you hear about what happened to abraham in the desert?
Me: WTF no!
igod: Are you a student?
Me: Yes
|Igod: where do you go to school
Me: PERV!
igod:I havent heard of there, whats it like?

STFU

by definerwhattheheck January 12, 2009

iGod

A person who you envy or admire for having an iPod which you don't have. A person who is worshipped for their technological knowledge and computer savvy. A dork, a nerd, a geek. One who prefers Apple instead of Microsoft. A name for an iPod that is better than your own iPod.

Dude, Tim is such an iGod.

That iGod is better than mine.

The iGod and his iPod can fuck off.

by Jesse Schaaf March 11, 2007

iGod

A person who knows extensive amounts of information about apple and its products, who can jailbreak, hack and/or mod any idevice. They are worshiped by all those who have no patience or understanding of technology although it is pretty f*cking easy because apple makes it that way.

i know my iphone 3gx did that one time, I think it was my cord cuz it was like coming undone, I dunno ask Paul he's an igod he'll fix it in no time

by Paul Amazingano November 28, 2011

Igodian

Individuals belonging to upper class society who hold necessary roles to firm prestigious intuitive influence in societies.

That man is a igodian
Look how igodian he is

by Igodian May 27, 2015

iGodlyFlick

You just got slammed by the gamertag "iGodlyFlick"

iGodlyFlicked

by igodlyflick September 7, 2021