Hypersex

When you start fucking someone so hard and so fast that your penis and the girl you’re fucking’s pussy get fucking obliterated into atoms

John: Dude did you hear Alex had hypersex with Penny
Nick: Damn it dude I wanted to have hypersex with her

by I’m a disappointment October 23, 2020

Hypersexual Nuisance

Ronnie

“ im cum zoned for crimes against the system (smoking cigarettes wvhile wve wvere trying to quit & being a hypersexual nuisance)” - ronnie 2022

by insta: @karkatwithamullet September 20, 2022

hypertextia

A serious mental condition characterized by excessive text-messaging on one's smart-phone (and/or obsessively imploring others nearby to let him use their cell phones for continued/additional texting if his own phone's battery runs out of juice from the user's constant voluminous correspondence).

Don't knock hypertextia too hard --- st least the person is willing to openly interact with others like all get out, which is more than can be said of many anti-social/closed-mouthed people... better to communicate too much than not enough.

by QuacksO January 18, 2018

Hypertextia

An overwhelming desire to text someone.

My urge to text her is so much so that it cannot even wait until I receive a reply for my previous text. I cannot eat, sleep, or talk to someone else before texting her. I guess I am suffering from a condition called hypertextia.

by BabuGeorge June 11, 2019

hypertextual

Used to describe someone who can’t stop texting

“Do you see how much Emilie is texting me?”

“Yeah dude, she’s so hypertextual.”

by EJMILIE June 27, 2020

Hyptertext Preprocessor

Another name for the PHP Programming Language.

See : PHP.

<?php echo phpinfo(); ?>

by Mike May 13, 2005

HyperTetraCube

Its like a tetracube or a terracube, but hyper

M: Hey man let me teach you about HyperTetraCube
C: What the fuck is a HyperTetraCube

by gomblermom May 11, 2022