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Hydrokenesis

The most common display of mental power, it's the excretion of Urine.
Bill used Hydrokenesis to make the toliet seat very icky.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 20, 2005
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hydrocephalic

Having a water-filled cranium. This word was first encountered in yahoo.com chat.
"You magnificent hydrocephalic moron. You are about as smart as a quadriplegic playing twister."
by Waylon R July 11, 2004
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hydrology system

deep conditioning of jizz in your hair deprived from your male partner when making a home porn video!
"Cindey loves my hydrology system!" says her paper boy tommy
by vikky August 6, 2003
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Hydroseeding

To ejaculate onto a woman's back after fucking her doggy style, such that the semen forms perfectly aligned rows.
Girl 1: Have you noticed that there are 3 perfectly aligned stains on the back of your shirt?

Girl 2: Yeah, my boyfriend hydroseeded me.

Girl 1: Ah, hydroseeding, that explains it.
by dd_slayer June 13, 2013
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Hydrogen Monoxide

Ho.
Used to avoid actually coming out and calling the person a ho to their face/behind their back. Use responsibly.
Danika: Look at that girl sitting next to Hot Guy.
Lisa: Don't worry she is a Hydrogen Monoxide, he won't be interested.

"I feel like such a Hydrogen Monoxide, I burned 400 calories five times this weekend!!"

Marissa: You're such a hydrogen monoxide
Blonde girl: Like, what?
Marissa: Exactly.
Blonde girl: Well...Thanks!
by Danisa Lisika April 11, 2008
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hydrogenous

a flammable liquid, containing hydrogen.
the liquid is hydrogenous, thus it is flammable and shall light when put to a naked flame.
by MathIsTooHard October 30, 2013
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Hydrogen Psychosis

Hydrogen Psychosis hahy-druh-juh n, sī'k'ōsəs: n. The Crazy Eye

A fictional type of psychosis probably based on nitrogen and hydrogen narcosis.

Symptoms of hydrogen psychosis are red eyes (hence the alternative name), confusion, disorientation, increase in heart rate, thought disorder, however it is not defined by a loss of contact with reality.

It is thought that the condition is not permanent and will pass much like the above mentioned narcosises.
We think he got the crazy eye, hydrogen psychosis!
by Mc Dane October 15, 2015
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