dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

by Boat People May 9, 2017

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

Wisconsin Fire-hydrant

When a man thrusts his lighter fluid soaked erect penis into the vagina of a woman with a lit match inside of her, the man then pulls his flaming cock from her “ring of fire”, ejaculating onto the flames successfully extinguishing them

Athen suggested that him and Hayden should do a Wisconsin fire-hydrant

by Makiyavellii February 9, 2026

Nova Scotian Fire hydrant

The act of fisting someones anus while the recipitent is constipated, until they release all wet sloppy poop into the others mouth

He really layed down that Nova scotian fire hydrant on me!

by brizzgetter902 February 21, 2026

California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

Bulgarian Fire hydrant

When viciously finger a women till she has an orgasm. You collect the liquid, and keep fingering her until her blood mixes with her orgasm. You then mix the liquid with alcohol, and keep drinking till you and the girl get black-out drunk.

"I had a blast doing the Bulgarian Fire Hydrant to a girl last night."

by Maxdagoat2508 July 3, 2025