Hagov

1- Hangover but written by retards.

2- Sexual practice from Argentina. It consists of giving a blowjob to a bearded man while you hang upside down.

1- Man #1: "yo dude i had a hagov"
Man #2: "Either you're still drunk or you're fucking retarded. It's hangover."

2- Argentine man #1: "Hice el Hagov con Guillermo" ("I did the Hagov with Guillermo")
Argentine man #2: "Sos hagovero ahora? Que grande trolo sos" ("You're a hagovero now? What a big faggot you are")

by The king of the Doritos July 30, 2025

hago

What edgy British teens use to tell their friends happy birthday on their Snapchat story.

@J2CharvaFam hago lad 🔥

by 780ti September 27, 2025

al hagova

The worst of the dorms, it makes gova look like a palace. The dregs of humanity get stuck in al hagova. They spend their days sucking each others dicks and their nights up each others asses. Nothing gets them more exited than fisting another man. There is always gay porn being played there. The residents of al hagova always reek like crap because they never shower.

Dude 1: I just got raped by another man!
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?

Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...

by Rav Isaacson December 18, 2016

joey hagopian

The asshole who slapped your mother.
He got that ass.

"Damn your'e such a Joey Hagopian"

by That naked guy in your bed. December 5, 2017

te hago miss

a play on words, meaning, "te extraño", or "I miss you".
(Spanglish)

Te hago miss, pero tu a mi no.

by rolisss January 12, 2024