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hypocracy

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are liars.
When no party/President that wins the election manages to keep its/his own ideology, and instead, keeps changing it every time it/he feels like it, that's no democracy. That's hypocracy.
by Urban_Fellow November 5, 2007
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Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance

(n); When one is fully aware that they are overlooking the serious flaws in their partner's personality because he/she is so physically attractive, yet continues to willingly remain under their trance.
Adam suffers from Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance; he is aware that he is overlooking the serious flaws in Eve's psycho personality, and continues dating her because of her smokin' hot bod.
by lyssaloo June 30, 2009
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hypochrist

A person who vehemently espouses Christian beliefs or values, but does not practice them.
insert televangelist's name here is a total hypochrist.
by Erik B. Parmeter January 15, 2006
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hypospray

Fictitious version of a jet injector as seen in most Star Trek incarnations. Needle-less injection system.
The doctor used a hypospray on me...I didn't feel a thing!
by Mr. Omega November 1, 2006
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hyposhit

The public outrage manufactured by those who want to cover their own dirty tracks by accusing others.
" 'Stop hounding politicians for cheating public funds -- they're only human; respect their privacy' -- What hyposhit !"

"Journalists, of all people, accusing politicians of fiddling their expenses ! How's that for hyposhit ?!"
by mikroth May 24, 2009
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hypocarndriac

someone who constantly thinks something is broken or malfunctioning on their car, especially when everything is just fine.

like a hypochondriac with cars.
on our way to the jenga tournament, danny thought he had a flat tire and pulled over to check. turns out he's just a hypocarndriac.
by drumcan jones April 7, 2011
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Hypocrap

The words that are spoken by a Hypocrite
Bob: Joe, did you hear that our Presient is going to cut taxes

Joe: Just another piece of Hypocrap. It will never happen
by el Cee June 4, 2014
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