Hummus

Hummus is a delicacy that tastes amazing with Simon. Mostly eating behind a tv.

"Now that Talia isn't here, we can suck off each other and eat hummus

by Fandango420 July 11, 2020

Tongue punching hummus

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022

Marmite Hummus

A phrase for Justin’s shit

Paul gave Justin marmite hummus again and they had it on toast

by 2000002 April 27, 2022

chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴

American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...

by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023

Buffalo Hummus

The absolute worst thing you can buy at a grocery store. It's COVID times, and still, the shelves are stocked with buffalo hummus. This is even after the toilet paper famine of 2020.

"Hey bro, you seen that new kid? He looks cool."
"No bro, lets go meet him."
"Hey, whatcha eatin'?"
"Buffalo Hummus."
"Yuck man, lets ditch this guy."

by uwu777 September 9, 2020

eat hummus

To go down on a Jewish woman or woman of semitic descent

"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"

by Really likes hummus February 18, 2012