Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

Tongue punching hummus

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022

Hummus

A term for gay porn, that teachers do not commonly like. It is commonly mistaken for the creamy middle-eastern dip.

David: Yo teach, do you like hummus?

Teach: Do you want a referal?

by Djrizzla10431 September 26, 2025

Hummus Muncher

A wildly enthusiastic connoisseur of the female undercarriage — the type of person who treats a lady’s buffet like it’s an all-you-can-eat Mediterranean spread and always goes back for seconds. Known for disappearing during parties and returning looking suspiciously satisfied and slightly shiny.

Jake vanished with that girl for 20 minutes and came back looking like he just won a chickpea-eating contest. Certified hummus muncher.

by Fudge Cluggins November 3, 2025

Love Hummus

Love Hummus

My boyfriend, Fouad, always serves me a large portion of love hummus after love making.

by abulletremainslodgedinmyflesh December 23, 2025

ithaca hummus

a brand of hummus made with only real, fresh ingredients created by Chris Kirby in Ithaca, NY.

Hey Jen, do you have any snacks?
Yes Grace! I have ithaca hummus and carrots! It’s so good, it was awarded “Mens Health 2021 Best Dip!”

by BeetBro1 November 23, 2021

hummus cannon

When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!

I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face

by MrHummus February 12, 2025