Human Trash

Me

I am human trash, I suck and am a terrible human being.

by Idon'trockIroll...mybelly October 1, 2016

Human Resources

The Gestapo arm of (inept) corporate middle management.

They enforce the law of the large corporate ladder in that you must not unintentionally threaten the job of anyone above you by outperforming them through hard work to deliver positive results for the organisation even if that hard work is necessitated by their ineptitude.

You must earn them their promotion first in order to "build relationships" so that they do not turn the corporate Gestapo onto you for investigation into your behaviour (a witch hunt in which you are accused) where the outcome is that your bridge will ultimately be burned and the inept corporate middle manager will not be found out until after your bridge has been burnt and they have staved of their eventual sacking from the hard work you have done in order to ensure positive outcomes for the organisation.

Employee: Holy Shit! This situation has led the organisation to be in a position where it cannot deliver to expectations.

Manager: Get it done Richard!

Employee: Right on it Sir/Madam. You can count on me.

Manager: Thanks Richard! Human Resources, please investigate Richard the nigger for not being in line with the mission and values of the organisation.

Corporate Gestapo: Ya Voll, Herr Middle Manager. You can count on us - we know the law and we are the law. We will performance manage this mofo because we are professionals.

by Honest Richard November 20, 2013

Himari

Himari is the name of someone who is very sweet and caring. She'll always be there to help when you're in need. She always wears a smile, and can make the darkest day seem not that bad. You'll have to be careful, though. Himari's are very good at hiding feelings. She may seem ok on the outside, but she could be the exact opposite on the inside. If you have a Himari in your life, don't lose her. It would be the biggest mistake you've ever made.

Person 1: Who's that girl over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Himari. She's really nice.

by EpicDragonMaster2000 November 3, 2019

Human corpse

An extremely intoxicated human being that is completely lifeless and also happens to be 100% homosapien. Usually a saying that is yelled with the carrying out of vowels such as, "huuuuuman cooooorpse!"

By human corpse, do you mean huuuuuuman cooooorpse!!!

by AlteredBeast2010 November 26, 2010

Human Boobi-centipede

The moment when several females (most of the time strippers) give a motorboat to and equivalent number of male. Each Female after a certain time (30 sec to couple minutes) will have to move to her right in an orderly fashion so that every male of the group is motor boated by every girls.

In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.

first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.

Hey Peter what should we do for Sam stag do we 12 and don't have a good group activity ?

Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him

Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !

by Wilbaune September 18, 2014

Human Peninsula

When a girl receives 3 dicks in 3 different places which usually consist of the mouth, the pussy, and the asshole but can also include the ear or the belly button

Chris: Did you hear about Lauren last night?
Ben: No, what happened?
Chris: She got Human Peninsula'd.
Ben: By who?
Chris: Billy took the mouth, Jacob took the ass, and Alex took the pussy.

by BQ13 February 5, 2014

human extinction

The inevitable.

Human Extinction, as opposed to the extinction of ducks.

by Dune define June 26, 2015