a small town with nothing to do in it but walk across the bridge to no where and attend basketball games.
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Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when the team began to play in the Houston Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Brick red, black and sand
Logo design: Red five-pointed star with the word "Astros" below it in script
Wild Card titles won (1): 2004
Division titles won (6): 1980, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001
National League pennants won (0): none
World Series championships won (0): not yet... but soon!
Main Rivals: St. Louis Cardinals, San Diego Padres, Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves
Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when the team began to play in the Houston Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Brick red, black and sand
Logo design: Red five-pointed star with the word "Astros" below it in script
Wild Card titles won (1): 2004
Division titles won (6): 1980, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001
National League pennants won (0): none
World Series championships won (0): not yet... but soon!
Main Rivals: St. Louis Cardinals, San Diego Padres, Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves
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The word is derived from pre-historic Hountalasaurus Rex. The most awesome dinosaur there ever was. Yes, more awesomer than Barney, Reptar, Yoshi, Rex off of Toy Story, and Little Foot. Hountalas as well as Hountalasaurus Rex, are the sexiest species to ever walk this earth. Anyone who is a Hountalas or has been Hountalasized sexually, physically, or maritally should be blessed to have been with such a handsome steed.
The word is derived from pre-historic Hountalasaurus Rex. The most awesome dinosaur there ever was. Yes, more awesomer than Barney, Reptar, Yoshi, Rex off of Toy Story, and Little Foot. Hountalas as well as Hountalasaurus Rex, are the sexiest species to ever walk this earth. Anyone who is a Hountalas or has been Hountalasized sexually, physically, or maritally should be blessed to have been with such a handsome steed.
“God, it's me, Hountalas. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”
"He totally Hountalasized her last night. She walks like a duck"
"He totally Hountalasized her last night. She walks like a duck"
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Get the holthe mug.(aka: H-Town Special) When the Cincinnati Shuffle wasn’t enough, so you go back for round 2. This time with hot, cream-filled doughnuts in both hands used in a pissed off rage.
Billy: “I guess I didn’t do a good enough job the first time! You’ll be begging for mercy when I get finished with this Houston Town Special!”
William: “Dear God, please not again!”
William: “Dear God, please not again!”
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