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Houdini

When a man decides his ugly virgin friend needs some love too, he brings a woman to his apartment and blindfolds her during intercourse. At that point during foreplay you wave your buddy to the room and slowly switch places. Stay close and remember to let her hear your voice near her so she doesn't expect anything fishy..and he then too gets involved in intercourse. After he decides he's done you come back and take over, all without an unsuspecting lady even having any idea of what just happened. Thus you have the Houdini.
Dude we totally got that virgin kid laid last night at that party. We did a houdini on that broad that was grinding on me.
by Itsjustadudethang March 27, 2015
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having sex with a drunk girl against a window you make a quick switch with a friend then go outside and wave at her.
Last night me and Joe pulled a houdini on this girl. You should have seen her face.
by jewbean April 19, 2015
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As you reach climax in the "doggie style" position, you pull out and strategically your best mate, keeping the same rhythm, continues to pound away. She is none the wiser until she looks out the kitchen window and sees you pointing and laughing at her. This is the most appropriate moment for the bestie to blow.
Derek and Lloyd pulled another sneaky Houdini on Gloria last night. She loves it.
by 7278 April 29, 2016
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The act of saying "and for my next trick" while approaching climax and then ejaculate into her eyes and throw the blanket over her face then disappearing (I.e leaving the room)
Yesterday I hung out with Stacy and I Houdinied her.
by Afranz September 18, 2015
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When you're doing a girl from behind, you pull out and go balls deep on her ass dry in one pump.
My girl always said no to anal so I pulled a "Houdini".
by Haywood Jablowme January 9, 2017
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A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.
My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!
by Yikes. April 16, 2017
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A sex act where the male puts a paper bag over his head and pretends he has escaped from the sexual encounter.
Trblsm couldn't stand to admit he was with Maple so he pulled a Houdini
by Xavi2017 December 20, 2017
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