Hot pocket

When you stuff your balls into someone's rectum or vagina.

"I totally hot pocketed Sarah last night, it was awesome!"

by Msmith December 11, 2006

Hot Pocket

A man who usually wears a red hat who is an asshole when the camera is off.

Man, Jordan is a complete, total Hot Pocket

by SWarrantS February 18, 2014

Hot Pocket

When in a sleeping bag, and you break wind. i.e. Much like a Dutch Oven but in an enclosed setting such as a sleeping bag.
A real, genuine hot pocket, in the setting of a zipped up sleeping bag would be to shart.

I was lying in a sleeping bag on the floor and farted, it was hot and smelly, much like a hot pocket.

by Matt S. S. April 12, 2007

Hot Pocket

When you take a crap in a girls vagina.

That hot pocket really burned last night. Did you eat mexican?

by colitisforlife November 7, 2010

hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 August 3, 2007

Hot pocket

Hot pocket is in other words for Sarah she is a mf hot pocket

"Sarah looks like a hot pocket"

by Carlosr420 January 12, 2017

Hot Pocket

The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.

Hot pockets?. Yes

by Jacrispe February 23, 2019