Hormone hangover

Those incredibly shitty and painful mornings when you wake up and are on your period. Your have cramps, your lower back hurts, you're slightly nauseous from the pain, you feel like you have a fever, sometimes a headache and everything just hurts.

I had to text my roomate to get my midol and hot water bottle cuz i have a wicked hormone hangover and I can't even fucking get up.

by Microwaves July 31, 2024

hormone id system

when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.

The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

watermelon hormone

the sweet smell of pussy !

damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 20, 2022

hormone hole

A Lady chasm of hormones, located almost exclusively on female ladies.

Chufty. Vagina. Twat. Fuf. Minge. Grot hole. Foo-foo.

Today is a bad day. Emily has made all her decisions using her hormone hole.

by Awesome McCool 79 May 06, 2016

Hormoneous

When you're feeling extremely horny and are full of anxiousness to get freakkkyyy with it, so freakkkyyy that you can't control your hormones any longer.

You see that guy Dave? He's so hormoneous!

by How's it Goin?? March 01, 2017

hormonical

A woman who is beyond hormonal during her months of pregnancy or even post partim .. a combination of hormonal and hysterical feelings all wrapped into one crazy feeling!

You are extremely hormonical

by Ac481 January 03, 2018

Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.

Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022