John Holmes Huge 

A reference to having or believing "you" have a large penis.

Damn! He's John Holmes huge!
Man, you only wish you were John Holmes huge. You're more like a tootsie roll.

John Holmes Huge by Little JB July 20, 2008

John Holmes 

When something is deemed "Long & Hard".

I sure had a "John Holmes" day today!

John Holmes by MONDOBEYONDO October 10, 2011

Drew Holmes 

gypsy cock sucking nigger boy, fucks cats and goats, like to get felched by his grandpa and he like to get pounded hard in the ass by a horse with a 12 foot cock.

Stranger 1: Hey enrique did you see that nigger faggot getting fucked by a horse over there?
Stranger 2: Yeah he must be a Drew Holmes

Drew Holmes by derponymos January 19, 2012

Kelly Holmes 

A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.

Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.

Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.

Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: No, but...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: Just let me show...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

etc

Kelly Holmes by Einar Stefanoffenson December 14, 2008

sherfuck holmes 

a girl who is a slut, whore, or easy to have sexual relations with. Thus, she is a "sure-fuck".

-You had sex with Amanda?
-Yea
-That's nothing to brag about, she is a "sherfuck holmes".

sherfuck holmes by Alex216 March 24, 2008

Damien Holmes

term used to describe a man that attacks the world with a sword of optimism. A man who looks at failure with a confused face, because he's never encountered it. A man who questions nothing, because he knows everything. Synonyms include: Perfection, Flawless, Swaggerific

Girl: I dont like blind dates

Woman: But this guy is like Damien Holmes

Girl: Disregard my last statement. I'm in

Damien Holmes by Billy Hellyeah November 3, 2011

Priest Holmes 

Superior to Ricky Williams

Priest Holmes by Anonymous April 1, 2003