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This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
Yo did you know tomorrow is national slap "his/her" ass day
by Jake Wall April 11, 2017
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Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!
by Informerer December 19, 2008
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Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.
"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"
by Spastik August 1, 2016
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clap at his bitch ass

to clap loudly at someone that you dont particularly know
or like, some one who you just dont like seeing around.-in a rude manner
" hey theres that guy again, the one who lives around the corner and i dont know at all. im going to clap at his bitch ass"
by angelo and nick August 16, 2006
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth
person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez
by jerryifuckedurmom June 12, 2017
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Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
by __________E____________ August 11, 2018
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