man: babe lay down I need to use the pink highlighter
woman: but I cant even cum anymore....
man: ah ok..... *beats wife with beer bottle*
woman: but I cant even cum anymore....
man: ah ok..... *beats wife with beer bottle*
by imma touch u September 9, 2025

Somebody that wants to be known and respected as the prosperous giant slayer and will claim to be the underdog in any situation until he/she defeats the giant (and therefore wants to benefit from a perceived disadvantage, but doesn't want to be at an actual disadvantage, and doesn't want to actually be or look weak).
The one that deemed himself/herself David showed everybody highlight reels of himself/herself beheading the giant but hid the reels of himself/herself being defeated after bullying someone else.
by The Original Agahnim December 22, 2021

When you go from a place relatively close to sea level to a place of higher altitude, your:
1. Hair will get a lighter shade (pubic included).
2. Have a few key moments that stand out as particularly AWESOME. (aka rad, bodacious, cat's meow, or ColoRADo)
1. Hair will get a lighter shade (pubic included).
2. Have a few key moments that stand out as particularly AWESOME. (aka rad, bodacious, cat's meow, or ColoRADo)
"I came home from Colorado and my hair is way lighter, my skin is more tan, I can run a 4 minute mile, and drink 15 beers an hour!"
"Hiking out to (X) spot to hit those freshie stashes, eating ice cream, and getting high-altitude drunk and blacking out that night were my high-altitude highlights!"
"Hiking out to (X) spot to hit those freshie stashes, eating ice cream, and getting high-altitude drunk and blacking out that night were my high-altitude highlights!"
by Lets Winter March 30, 2013

Something many, if not most people would look at/watch and say damn that's living, I buy that without questioning what the person is really like when not making a show out of their life.
He/she always liked having something to show for everything that he/she did so that he/she could show highlight reels of himself/herself on a movie projector while all of his/her friends ate popcorn and got jealous of him/her because they didn't question the person or the intentions of the person behind the highlight reel.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

When someone is quick to have something to show (like pictures) for their peaks (the scuba diving trip, the yacht party, the rock climbing trip, the sky diving, the base jumping, the time they were on the jet skis, the skiing trip, and so on) to counter what they are usually like when not doing these "active" things (what they were like back in school before they had money, and who they still are deep down when nobody was watching their highlight reels).
A few people that knew him/her well could see right through his/her numerous highlight reels of adventure and daring, andhow he/she had benefitted from showing them to people to forge a path to success, a career ladder to step on/walk all over others.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

That idiot, who watches football match in highlights and then continues to judge the player or coach wrongly from that match highlights and makes generalizations henceforth
Stop it Ganesh, you're a Highlight pundit.. you just saw the highlights and now think Bayern are doomed no mate you should be watching the whole match next time before jumping to conclusions like that.. cules are fools
by Cules are tools October 28, 2021

by browski_hey April 23, 2019
