hermes poor

Having a Hermes (like Gucci, Fendi, Prada) bag and no money inside.

Girl was strolling down the street with her designer bag, and couldn't find 5 dollars for her chicken patty!!! Biatch is Hermes poor!

by UD inventor November 18, 2017

Hermes Costello

the hottest afro-latina you will ever see /srs

jae: omg is that hermes costello her titties are big
aimee: wtf

by jaeswrldd March 16, 2022

Fuckin Herm

The act of doing something extreme without little thought or planinning

Roman: "get a round for the bar!"
Rick: "fuckin herm"

by H Bomb August 12, 2014

Herm-abouting

1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

by Shi-Fi May 13, 2023

Hermes

A guy who interrupts people with "wait" or "holdup"

Look at that guy, he's being a hermes

by #MamamanSwag October 03, 2017

Hermes

A female who has a likelihood of having an appearance of man, and/or has a physical trait which belongs on man. (Moustache, Muscles, etc.) (Noun).

Person 1: Yo Bob, take a look at them fine women working in that office!

Person 2: Don't be silly. They're men.

Person 1 *Looks closely...*

Person 1: Nevermind, they're just Hermes. Let's go fetch the boys for a manwhich.

Person 2: Sounds Like Fun!!!

by YoungHulio November 21, 2020

Hermes

Hermes is a Package Delivery Company.

Was your Hermes order delivered yet?

by memes4 January 26, 2019