hella heffer

those big nasty hoes who are 500 pounds and think they are G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

That dumb bitch with her nappy weave was looking me up and down thinking she owned the place. This hella heffer needs to back the hell up.

by toaf June 17, 2007

heffervescent

A hot fat chick with a bubbly personality.

The big girl in my trig class is hella heffervescent.

by Rebecca Meyers May 9, 2005

heffer

1.teen-age cow
2.cow on rockos modern life
3. an exceptionally large, nasty beast of a person typically a girl.

i only date skinny chicks and darla is a heffer, no thanks.

by Trish the Dish March 9, 2004

Hugh Hefner

Old fossil who was "first" to photograph and sell pictures of naked women in a pseudo-intellectual magazine. If he hadn't thought of it, someone else would've.

Someone please stop yellow-toothed old Hefner from doing any more commercials for Carl's Jr.

by Bob Morton December 4, 2003

Heffer

A virgin cow under the age of one

heffer

by ghwtg December 26, 2010

Heffer-mae

A Plus-Size African-American woman who thinks the world revolves around her.

This heffer-mae just made a huge commotion and backed the drive-thru line at McDonald's.

by MICHAELANGELODINGO June 18, 2011

Heffer

A fish that weighs over 10 pounds

I got a big ol water heffer

by Biggy fish November 9, 2021