Amber Heard

Mattress Turd, Cockney rhyming slang for fecal matter found in ones bed.

Oh man, that girl I bought back for a hookup totally left an Amber Heard in my bed.

by Mungaloid April 26, 2022

rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

Amber Heard Simps

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.

Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!

by your.mom.sheesh June 5, 2022

Amber Heard

A sex act involving the following steps
Step 1 take a shit on their pillow

Step 2 smear that shit around

Step 3 hold their face on that shit covered pillow

Step 4 insert your member in their anus ride their ass
Step 5 repeatedly donkey punch them in the back of the head
Step 6 overstay your welcome in that relationship for up to ten years

It is different from an Alabama hot pocket or a frosty Jim in that it does not involve fecal insertion.

A transexual gave Alan an Amber Heard.

I paid her for an Amber Heard

He is going for an Amber Heard

by Bryan 1888 May 10, 2022

heartbreak

Heartbreak is the worst feeling in the world and you don't know how painful it feels untill you experient it, it feels like your heart is literally breaking like it's shattered into a million pieces and you feel empty and lonely and it makes you want to not live anymore. It happens when the person you love lied to you or left you and say they don't love or care about you and it hurts like hell because you can't get over them and all you want is them. You can't sleep because you are crying to much and all you think about is them and can't get them out of your head no matter how hard you try. It feels like the world is coming to an end and you don't know what to do anymore, like there is no point in living and it feels like there is no one to talk to and that nothing can ever make you happy again. This is honestly the most horrible feeling in the world and i would rather have had fallen out of a tree and broken my both my arms.

heartbreak.
(boy) i never loved you and you mean nothing to me.
(girl) you have lied to me all this time.

etc....

by relizwhite November 13, 2011

heat from fire, fire from heat

A phrase that transgender people use in voice training in order to stabilise resonance (R1) after finding the correct one. The phrase is created by Zhea aka Z from TransVoiceLessons and is popular in the trans voice training community, and widely known in the lgbt+ community in general.

Z (raising her R1 with voiceless 'h' sounds): Hhh... hhh... hhhh... hhhhhaa, heat from fire, fire from heat. Okay, cool. Now I'm using that resonance.

by Ms Moongirl September 10, 2021

Amber Heard

Rhyming slang for a villainous "turd" implying foul play, nastiness, noxious, threatening, or menace beyond a normal defection

"He's only gone and done an Amber Heard" - i.e. taken a large shit in the bed either accidentally or on purpose
"I'm away for an Amber" - i.e. a night on the piss followed by a curry and a shit so bad the the neighbours are likely to call the police

by sleiper April 28, 2022