Helly Hansen

A sportswear brand. Makes you hella handsome

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome
As they lend a helping hand son
Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy
As I sail the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze

by LilDrapesOfficial December 8, 2019

Hasenpfeffer

To grab your sexual partner by the ears from behind while in a "doggy style" position in order to provide more force per thrust. Hasenpfeffer is also a meal made out of rabbit, hence its use to grab the other person by their bunny ears. Can be used as a noun or verb.

1. Amy came over last night, and she was horny as hell. I hasenpfeffered her like an ape-man!
2. Hey, want me to give you the hasenpfeffer!?

by Mary Melee February 28, 2015

Hansel

That Hansel's so hot right now...

"Hansel, so hot right now, Hansel"

by Iliketurtleskid December 10, 2009

hansexual

a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids

someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....

by sehunsnose December 25, 2020

Chris Hansen

The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.

Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.

Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.

by disc.inc. December 20, 2010

hansel

hansel = a hot guy, a handsome guy etc

matt is such a hansel

by Blush January 7, 2007

Haseen

A cool stoner who usually tries to lay back and enjoy life. He is usually accompanied by his stoner friends. (Also known as "hipsters".)

John :"Fuck! The car broke down! What the hell am I supposed to do now!"
Tim: "Dude, relax, why cant you be like a Haseen?!"
John: "You got some weed then?"

by wagawagawaga~Pacman November 7, 2010