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haunted vagina
1. An active vagina that, should you enter, will haunt you for the rest of your life.
2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.
2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.
Sense 1: "Her haunted vagina will leave you begging for more."
"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."
Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work
"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."
"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"
"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."
"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."
Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work
"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."
"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"
"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."
haunted vagina by SF_SF1000 October 25, 2017
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Haunted Waffle
To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.
***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
Haunted Waffle by Woobiefuck May 20, 2011
Haunted World Mafia
A group of chill ass Idahoans who fucking RAN THE SHIT back in 2004-2005 at Idaho's greatest (ONLY) halloween attraction, The Haunted World. The Haunted World Mafia decided who stayed, and who fuckin WENT. Opperators of the Haunted World drug ring. No one can touch these fools. Straight hard core shit disturbing mother fuckers.
"Remember that fucking slewbag Sierra/Gus?"
"Nah man, nah, I don't. Haunted World Mafia took care of that mess."
"Nah man, nah, I don't. Haunted World Mafia took care of that mess."
Haunted World Mafia by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 29, 2008
Haunted Past
When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Haunted Past by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011