hansum

Term used in New Zealand that describes something in a negative light. (Said in a sarcastic tone) oftens replaces words such as ugly,useless etc

Tom: Hey Mike you know that girl Shelly? She gave me head last night ;)
Mike:Shelly? The girl with the mole? That girl is HAAAAAAAAANSUM

Boy: You see that awesome 3pointer I made
Girl:Sorry to dissapoint but that shot was HANSUM!!!

by thatHANSUMdude July 17, 2011

Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010

hanim

defn:of a guy-
funny,adventurous,lovebug,charming,HOT...basically perfection redefined.

hanim=perfectboyfriend material

by numbcookie October 13, 2010

Hanuman

A monkey god of the Indian religion Hinduism. Anyone with this name is amazing and strong, talented and loves to be as simple as possible they will love whoever they are with with all their heart but if you cross them they will demolish you. Anyone who tries to offend their partner they will pay because a Hanuman will beat them up.

They are not made to be strong in the mind they are made to be strong in others. They are really fit and muscular and work out alot.

Hanuman: hi guys
Bill: Hi your my best friend

by Peoplecanbestrange December 16, 2020

Hanukkah tank

A tank of gasoline that lasts longer than one would expect. In reference to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah, in which oil for their candles lasted for eight days and eight nights by divine intervention.

I haven't filled up in like two weeks. It's a Hanukkah tank.

by The Notorious B.A.C.H. July 2, 2009

Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.

"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"

by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010

handmand

Handmand is a hand+mand. It means "hand mand" but together in one flowing word, "handmand". Typically a negative connotation, usually reserved for people that annoy other people.

"Check out that handmand. Hand. Mand.!"

or

"You are such a handmand!"

by Mr T-Rex January 21, 2014