Display Hanes

The Underwear you wear when you know your going to get some

Joe:So what you doing to night?
Rob:I got this hot bitch coming over
Joe:Shit you better clean up and whip out those Display Hanes

by Joe Scumabg September 25, 2005

Happy Handstand

Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.

Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.

Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.

by BlownClone March 8, 2023

hatestab

A stab of hate used only on the internet. Mix it up with an end of exclamation points and ones to let them know you really mean it!

Can be said in real life if you don't mind looking like a geek.

"you got pwned!"
"HATESTAB!!!!111"

by Brenda January 26, 2004

honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.

I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.

by red_rager January 16, 2011

as honest as frank

A little less harsh than "let me be frank with you"

Serious man, don't do that again. I'm being as honest as frank with you. Don't make me act a fool.

by Big Yus July 20, 2008

Sod's honest dinner

A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.

The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.

An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.

A police officer arrives on the scene.

Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."

by Pursued I May October 14, 2009