handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)

Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.

by falltothesky January 10, 2009

handicapitation

1. A combination of the words handicap and decapitation.

1. Handicapitation is a process where any handicapped person who gets decapitated or decapitates someone else who is handicapped.

by FrostyHotSauce October 10, 2011

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Handicap

Justin silverman

Justin your the definition of handicap, said maxwell

by Ding you May 9, 2018

Hardicated

When something is hard and complicated

Darn this is so hardicated

by Uhhhlayna May 4, 2020

Handicap racist

To bully a handicap person for they’re disability or mimicking their handicap.

Jr, you can’t wear an air cast as a fashion accessory, it’s handicap racist.

by Tinker10 March 16, 2021