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Homosexual Cockplant

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.
Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant
by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
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homosexual

a word not found in High School card catalogues during the 1970s
by David February 2, 2005
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Holosexual

Holosexual is someone who is extremely obsessed with holographic everything, they would be willing to lose their analiginity if given the chance to get it on with holographics
Christine: OMG, I LOVE ME SOME HOLOSEXUALS. Lauren: Too much info, girl, but ME TOO!
by I probably shouldn't know that February 22, 2017
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helisexual

Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.
The helisexual decided it wanted to attack his mother
by Social Justice League February 8, 2017
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borderline homosexual

Action that looks slightly homosexual in nature.

May also mean someone who acts somewhat homosexual without actually being gay.
That hug Jamal gave me looked borderline homosexual!

Fred is definitely borderline homosexual, I mean did you see him slap George?
by Dartwind September 27, 2014
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blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.
Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.
" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"
by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017
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