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After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!
Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013
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What Hurts The Most

A kick ass country song by Rascal Flatts. Tears rolled down my cheek watching the end of the music video.
" What hurts the most, is being so close, and having so much to say, and watching you walk away, and not knowin', what coulda' been, not seein that luvin' you, thats what I was tryin' to do, not seein' that luvin' you, that's what I was tryin' to do, oooooooooooooo"
(A tear rolls down my cheek)
by umeskis September 11, 2008
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My Dick Hurts

Means you are in a foul mood, angry.
Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!
by IAMHARRYSTEELE October 11, 2016
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my butthole hurts

by Maddie tay January 22, 2021
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fuck me till it hurts!

fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.
I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!
by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021
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When He Flirts, He Hurts

When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.
1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...
by THELAXBRO27 March 8, 2011
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My brain hurts

When someone says this that means they feel like they are going to cry but don’t know how to say it. They want you to ask if they are ok and give them attention. Go up and immediately give them a hug,
Girl 1: my brain hurts.
Girl/guy 2: omg are you ok? What’s wrong? *gives bear hug*
by Yo need love November 4, 2019
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