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Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.
Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.
Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?
Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?
Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
House
The place where u can do the following things:Rest,take a shit without being disturbed,Watch and play video games,watch TV,say stuff without offending everyone(besides twitter.) Oh and treat it properly please...
Friend 1:Hey where u at???(calling on his phone)
Kyle:My house eating and playing Call of duty.
Friend 1:Nice
Kyle:My house eating and playing Call of duty.
Friend 1:Nice
House by Scandinavian Viking November 23, 2021
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An example paraphrased from Tim Robinson's "I Think You Should Leave"
"Y'all aren't gonna tell anyone that I housed his burger, are you?"
"Y'all aren't gonna tell anyone that I housed his burger, are you?"
House by RichardPounds November 30, 2021
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